Yellowstone Ranch Meets One Hundred Acre Wood

John Harbour
2 min readDec 11, 2022

A ChatGPT mashup where Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are on a stream that’s on the Dutton Ranch. A bit tame, if you ask me…

Once upon a time, John Dutton, Kayce, Beth, and Rip— were out for a stroll on the Yellowstone Ranch in Montana when they came across a striking sight. At the edge of a stream, they saw Winnie the Pooh and Piglet happily fly fishing.

“Look John, it’s Winnie the Pooh and Piglet!” Kayce exclaimed, excited to see the beloved characters in real life.

John, Beth, and Rip all stared in amazement as they watched Pooh and Piglet expertly cast their lines into the water, patiently waiting for a bite.

“I can’t believe it,” Beth said. “What are they doing here in Montana?”

“I don’t know, Beth,” John replied, “but it’s sure nice to see them. They always bring a smile to my face.”

“Yeah, well I want to shoot the fuckers,” said Beth.

The Dutton family approached the stream and greeted Pooh and Piglet. “Hello there, Dutton family,” Pooh said cheerfully. “We’re just enjoying a nice day of fishing. Would you like to join us?” Pooh, always the friendly bear, welcomed them with a big hug. Piglet, a little more timid, hid behind Pooh’s leg but still managed to give them a shy smile.

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John Harbour

Writer, Traveler, Epicure. I travel, cook, and when possible, coax words from pen to page. Contact: https://linktr.ee/jharbour